1 00:00:01,436 --> 00:00:03,699 There's nothing more addictive than success. 2 00:00:04,439 --> 00:00:06,093 You've tasted it. 3 00:00:06,136 --> 00:00:07,485 You'll never going to be able to live without it. 4 00:00:10,445 --> 00:00:11,881 [SCREAMING] 5 00:00:24,067 --> 00:00:25,329 NADJA: Nandor! 6 00:00:25,373 --> 00:00:26,722 Nandor! [groans] 7 00:00:26,765 --> 00:00:28,637 Where the fuck is Nandor? 8 00:00:30,508 --> 00:00:32,423 Nandor has taken to 9 00:00:32,467 --> 00:00:34,773 slipping away from the house at odd times recently. 10 00:00:34,817 --> 00:00:36,340 Which is very annoying for me, 11 00:00:36,384 --> 00:00:37,950 'cause, unfortunately, 12 00:00:37,994 --> 00:00:40,518 I need his help with an extremely crucial task: 13 00:00:40,562 --> 00:00:42,912 updating the Vampiric Council's website. 14 00:00:42,955 --> 00:00:44,783 I don't even know what a website is. 15 00:00:44,827 --> 00:00:46,350 I thought it was something to do with spiders. 16 00:00:46,394 --> 00:00:48,222 Not tonight, huh, guys? 17 00:00:48,265 --> 00:00:50,224 LASZLO: Nandor's behavior has been very odd of late. 18 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,095 Privacy, please! 19 00:00:52,139 --> 00:00:54,271 PRODUCER: Nandor. Nandor... 20 00:00:54,315 --> 00:00:55,403 But I think I know why. 21 00:00:56,534 --> 00:00:57,492 He's been disappearing 22 00:00:57,535 --> 00:00:59,494 to the penny pornos. 23 00:00:59,537 --> 00:01:01,757 Penny porno is a room in town 24 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:03,802 where men pay a cent to sit next to each other 25 00:01:03,846 --> 00:01:06,109 and whack off. Why would he lie about that? 26 00:01:06,153 --> 00:01:08,329 I wouldn't care; I'd tell everyone that's where I go. 27 00:01:08,372 --> 00:01:10,548 In fact, I've just come back from there. 28 00:01:10,592 --> 00:01:13,203 GUILLERMO: I honestly have no idea where he's been going. 29 00:01:13,247 --> 00:01:15,379 Knock, knock. Coming in. 30 00:01:15,423 --> 00:01:17,120 I should know where's he at at all times. I'm his bodyguard. 31 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:19,514 Rise and shine, 32 00:01:19,557 --> 00:01:20,993 sleepy-- [shrieks] 33 00:01:21,037 --> 00:01:24,780 And that is not Nandor. 34 00:01:24,823 --> 00:01:26,434 I honestly have no idea where he's going. 35 00:01:26,477 --> 00:01:28,566 COLIN: So we've decided to follow him. 36 00:01:28,610 --> 00:01:29,959 Me, personally, 37 00:01:30,002 --> 00:01:31,221 I couldn't give a shit where he goes. 38 00:01:31,265 --> 00:01:33,136 But I don't want the others to think 39 00:01:33,180 --> 00:01:36,792 that I'm not down to clown at the drop of a hat. 40 00:01:38,750 --> 00:01:40,143 -[Nandor groaning] - GUILLERMO: Do you hear that? 41 00:01:40,187 --> 00:01:41,536 That's definitely him. 42 00:01:41,579 --> 00:01:43,059 NADJA: Why would he come to a hotel? 43 00:01:43,103 --> 00:01:44,191 -[Nandor grunting] - Whoa. -[shrieks] 44 00:01:44,234 --> 00:01:45,801 Sounds like he's in distress. 45 00:01:45,844 --> 00:01:47,237 You'd better break the door down. 46 00:01:47,281 --> 00:01:49,065 -[grunting, yelling] - No, because it sounds-- 47 00:01:49,109 --> 00:01:50,066 - It could be something else. - Bodyguard, break the door down. 48 00:01:50,110 --> 00:01:51,415 Okay. Everyone stand back. 49 00:01:51,459 --> 00:01:52,982 [Guillermo grunts] 50 00:01:53,025 --> 00:01:54,766 [Nandor and woman grunting] 51 00:01:54,810 --> 00:01:56,203 Oh, hi, guys! 52 00:01:56,246 --> 00:01:58,074 Remember Gail? I am inside her right now. 53 00:01:58,118 --> 00:02:00,250 Hi, Gail. Nice to see you again. 54 00:02:00,294 --> 00:02:01,817 - COLIN: Hey, Gail. - Hey, guys! 55 00:02:01,860 --> 00:02:03,166 - GUILLERMO: Okay. Everyone out. - GAIL: Uh, yeah. 56 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:04,515 -[Nandor grunting] -[Gail gasps] 57 00:02:04,559 --> 00:02:06,691 ["You're Dead" by Norma Tanega playing] 58 00:02:06,735 --> 00:02:09,172 ♪ Don't sing if you want to live long♪ 59 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:11,696 ♪ They have no use for your song♪ 60 00:02:11,740 --> 00:02:14,351 ♪ You're dead, you're dead, you're dead♪ 61 00:02:14,395 --> 00:02:17,267 ♪ You're dead and out of this world♪ 62 00:02:18,834 --> 00:02:21,880 ♪ Now your hope and compassion is gone♪ 63 00:02:21,924 --> 00:02:24,622 ♪ You sold out your dream to the world♪ 64 00:02:24,666 --> 00:02:26,972 ♪ Stay dead, stay dead, stay dead♪ 65 00:02:27,016 --> 00:02:29,627 ♪ You're dead and out of this world.♪ 66 00:02:29,671 --> 00:02:31,368 ♪ 67 00:02:39,115 --> 00:02:42,205 ♪ Gail is coming tonight.♪ 68 00:02:42,249 --> 00:02:43,380 The cat's out the bag! 69 00:02:43,424 --> 00:02:45,513 Your boy's in love. 70 00:02:45,556 --> 00:02:48,472 Gail is coming over tonight and everything has to be perfect. 71 00:02:48,516 --> 00:02:50,213 ♪ 72 00:02:50,257 --> 00:02:51,258 I have not always been 73 00:02:51,301 --> 00:02:52,694 so lucky in love. 74 00:02:52,737 --> 00:02:55,827 Of course, there were my 37 wives, 75 00:02:55,871 --> 00:02:57,264 but they mostly hated me. 76 00:02:57,307 --> 00:02:59,309 Anyway, I had a dry spell 77 00:02:59,353 --> 00:03:01,442 for about 200 years. 78 00:03:01,485 --> 00:03:03,835 And then I met Gail. 79 00:03:03,879 --> 00:03:06,186 We have been what you might call off and on 80 00:03:06,229 --> 00:03:08,666 over the past 30, 40 years. 81 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:11,060 But I simply cannot keep away. 82 00:03:11,103 --> 00:03:13,497 Her hair smells of tropical fruits, 83 00:03:13,541 --> 00:03:15,673 her scalp of medication. 84 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:18,023 She lounges in T-shirts 85 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:20,896 bearing the image of musical poet Robert Seger. 86 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:23,464 And her favorite brand of yogurt 87 00:03:23,507 --> 00:03:26,162 is strawberry vanilla crunch. 88 00:03:26,206 --> 00:03:27,859 [grunts] 89 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:30,210 Guillermo! Have you still got that mini fridge? 90 00:03:30,253 --> 00:03:31,733 Yes, you do! 91 00:03:31,776 --> 00:03:33,082 - Great. - My fridge. 92 00:03:33,125 --> 00:03:34,431 What's-- What do you need that for? 93 00:03:34,475 --> 00:03:35,954 - What's all this shit? - That's medicine. 94 00:03:35,998 --> 00:03:38,000 I need to keep that refrigerated-- It's fine. 95 00:03:38,043 --> 00:03:40,132 The doctor said there might be side effects if I don't. 96 00:03:40,176 --> 00:03:42,613 - Don't be such a snowflake. - Why do you need my fridge? 97 00:03:42,657 --> 00:03:43,962 - Nice. - What is going on? 98 00:03:44,006 --> 00:03:46,182 That's a lot of yogurt. 99 00:03:46,226 --> 00:03:49,490 - You don't eat yogurt. - It's for Gail. 100 00:03:49,533 --> 00:03:51,361 Gail. 101 00:03:51,405 --> 00:03:52,971 Of course I'm happy for my master. Why wouldn't I be? 102 00:03:53,015 --> 00:03:54,843 But, as his bodyguard, it is my job 103 00:03:54,886 --> 00:03:57,541 to personally vet anyone that he spends time with. 104 00:03:57,585 --> 00:03:59,587 And that's exactly what I'll do. 105 00:03:59,630 --> 00:04:01,850 Nandor, we really need to make a decision on these fonts. 106 00:04:01,893 --> 00:04:03,417 I like Helvetica, 107 00:04:03,460 --> 00:04:05,201 'cause it's the name of one of the prostitutes 108 00:04:05,245 --> 00:04:06,985 for the donkeys in my village and we were friendly. 109 00:04:07,029 --> 00:04:09,292 - What do you think? - About what? 110 00:04:09,336 --> 00:04:10,641 The fonts for the Vampiric Council website. 111 00:04:10,685 --> 00:04:12,034 I mean, we could do Franklin Gothic, 112 00:04:12,077 --> 00:04:13,340 but it's a bit on the nose. 113 00:04:13,383 --> 00:04:14,384 Not now, Nadja, please. 114 00:04:14,428 --> 00:04:16,038 Gail is coming over tonight. 115 00:04:16,081 --> 00:04:17,648 NADJA: Yes, we are familiar 116 00:04:17,692 --> 00:04:20,085 - with Gail. - Now you're taking a risk there, 117 00:04:20,129 --> 00:04:22,349 'cause my wife hates Gail more than anyone in the world. 118 00:04:22,392 --> 00:04:24,351 I have no issue with Gail. 119 00:04:24,394 --> 00:04:25,961 What I have a problem with 120 00:04:26,004 --> 00:04:27,397 is every time her and Nandor get back together, 121 00:04:27,441 --> 00:04:29,225 she gets his hopes up 122 00:04:29,269 --> 00:04:30,574 that he can turn her into a vampire 123 00:04:30,618 --> 00:04:32,054 and they can be together for eternity. 124 00:04:32,097 --> 00:04:33,316 And then she always says "no" 125 00:04:33,360 --> 00:04:34,796 and then he always gets heartbroken. 126 00:04:34,839 --> 00:04:36,841 It's the same thing over and over again 127 00:04:36,885 --> 00:04:38,452 for the past 40 years. 128 00:04:38,495 --> 00:04:41,150 It really breaks my heart to see him like this. 129 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:43,587 All right, all right, my darling. 130 00:04:43,631 --> 00:04:45,197 I mean, we all know you hate the woman. 131 00:04:45,241 --> 00:04:47,156 That much is clear. 132 00:04:47,199 --> 00:04:49,463 I like her! 133 00:04:49,506 --> 00:04:51,203 Ah, I may as well tell you. 134 00:04:53,684 --> 00:04:56,165 Oh... for fuck's sake. 135 00:04:56,208 --> 00:04:57,471 Is that what I think it is? 136 00:04:57,514 --> 00:04:59,473 No, it's not, you little pervert. 137 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:01,910 It's an engagement ring. 138 00:05:01,953 --> 00:05:04,391 I'm going to give it to Gail this evening, 139 00:05:04,434 --> 00:05:07,002 then I'm going to turn her into a vampire, 140 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:09,004 then we are going to be together for eternity. 141 00:05:09,047 --> 00:05:10,440 NADJA: Mm-hmm. 142 00:05:10,484 --> 00:05:12,094 LASZLO: He's been down there for hours, 143 00:05:12,137 --> 00:05:14,096 desperately trying to find out what he can 144 00:05:14,139 --> 00:05:16,098 about the origin of energy vampires. 145 00:05:16,141 --> 00:05:17,578 Between you and I, though, 146 00:05:17,621 --> 00:05:19,275 I wouldn't normally spend this much time with him, 147 00:05:19,319 --> 00:05:20,842 but I figured the quicker he gets on with it, 148 00:05:20,885 --> 00:05:22,278 the quicker he'll shut his mouth. 149 00:05:22,322 --> 00:05:24,976 I mean, there's tons of stuff down here 150 00:05:25,020 --> 00:05:26,848 about regular vampires, 151 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:28,763 but almost nothing about energy vampires. 152 00:05:28,806 --> 00:05:30,330 Ha-Have you found anything? 153 00:05:30,373 --> 00:05:31,983 Bat! 154 00:05:32,027 --> 00:05:33,202 [squeaking] 155 00:05:34,421 --> 00:05:36,597 So what am I looking for, exactly? 156 00:05:36,640 --> 00:05:38,294 I'm not sure. 157 00:05:38,338 --> 00:05:40,165 - Could take years, though. - What the hell is that? 158 00:05:40,209 --> 00:05:41,602 COLIN: What-- What? 159 00:05:41,645 --> 00:05:43,865 - LASZLO: That book. - Just another book. I... 160 00:05:43,908 --> 00:05:45,083 No, no, no, no. 161 00:05:45,127 --> 00:05:46,302 This particular book. 162 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:47,477 [chair scrapes] 163 00:05:47,521 --> 00:05:50,393 Cornelius Dong's Adventures 164 00:05:50,437 --> 00:05:52,264 -in the Boner Brigade. - Exactly. 165 00:05:52,308 --> 00:05:54,658 That never came out in hardback. 166 00:05:54,702 --> 00:05:56,443 Which means it's a fake. 167 00:05:57,661 --> 00:05:59,271 [latch clacks hollowly] 168 00:05:59,315 --> 00:06:01,622 -[gears grinding] - COLIN: What the fuck? 169 00:06:02,623 --> 00:06:03,885 LASZLO: Shit. 170 00:06:06,366 --> 00:06:07,584 My jalopy! 171 00:06:07,628 --> 00:06:09,238 - Your-- your what? - Here she is. 172 00:06:09,281 --> 00:06:10,413 I-I didn't even know you could drive. 173 00:06:10,457 --> 00:06:11,893 Well, I can. 174 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:13,938 I-I'm an excellent driver. Rain Man. 175 00:06:13,982 --> 00:06:15,331 -[chuckles] - You are? 176 00:06:15,375 --> 00:06:16,941 Well, that's handy, 'cause I'm not. 177 00:06:16,985 --> 00:06:19,379 And I'm banned, which is why it's been impounded. 178 00:06:19,422 --> 00:06:22,904 The Vampiric Council confiscated my beloved jalopy 179 00:06:22,947 --> 00:06:26,298 to punish me for transporting miners across state lines. 180 00:06:26,342 --> 00:06:29,563 I always wondered where they hid it away 181 00:06:29,606 --> 00:06:32,348 and it's been right under my nose the entire time. 182 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:34,306 What else do you want to know? 183 00:06:34,350 --> 00:06:36,657 One Yoplait here and then two up there. 184 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:38,049 How did you get this ring? 185 00:06:38,093 --> 00:06:40,138 I killed some virgins the other night, 186 00:06:40,182 --> 00:06:41,705 and one was wearing a promise ring. 187 00:06:41,749 --> 00:06:43,707 I guess that's one promise he's going to keep. 188 00:06:43,751 --> 00:06:45,100 -[chuckling] - NADJA: Ugh. 189 00:06:45,143 --> 00:06:46,449 You desecrated a corpse. 190 00:06:46,493 --> 00:06:47,537 Oh, who even knows what counts 191 00:06:47,581 --> 00:06:48,712 with young people these days? 192 00:06:48,756 --> 00:06:51,019 -[doorbell rings] - She's here! 193 00:06:52,499 --> 00:06:53,978 [Nadja groans] 194 00:06:55,197 --> 00:06:57,373 -[exhales] - Yeah, you're right. [laughs] 195 00:06:57,417 --> 00:06:59,723 You're not gonna get him to focus on anything 196 00:06:59,767 --> 00:07:02,813 for the Council, not while Gail's around. 197 00:07:02,857 --> 00:07:04,293 And I totally agree. 198 00:07:04,336 --> 00:07:06,208 Agree with what? I didn't say anything. 199 00:07:06,251 --> 00:07:08,689 Oh, come on. We all know that you kind of think 200 00:07:08,732 --> 00:07:10,995 that Gail is a little bit of a big-time bitch. 201 00:07:11,039 --> 00:07:12,432 I don't dislike Gail! 202 00:07:12,475 --> 00:07:15,130 Why does everyone think I dislike Ga-- 203 00:07:15,173 --> 00:07:17,045 It's because we're women. That is so... 204 00:07:17,088 --> 00:07:18,350 Put your differences aside and just talk to her, 205 00:07:18,394 --> 00:07:19,482 - woman to woman. - About what? 206 00:07:19,526 --> 00:07:20,483 Look, I just don't want 207 00:07:20,527 --> 00:07:21,484 to see Nandor get hurt. 208 00:07:21,528 --> 00:07:23,312 What am I sitting on? 209 00:07:24,400 --> 00:07:25,445 GUILLERMO: Oh. I'll take care of that, don't worry. 210 00:07:25,488 --> 00:07:26,663 Shame it wasn't his face. 211 00:07:28,839 --> 00:07:31,233 Ah. Is this good? Here? Whoa. 212 00:07:31,276 --> 00:07:33,191 A fireplace. [laughs] 213 00:07:33,235 --> 00:07:34,541 Romantic. 214 00:07:34,584 --> 00:07:36,151 ["Night Moves" by Bob Seger playing] 215 00:07:36,194 --> 00:07:39,197 [Nandor vocalizing] 216 00:07:39,241 --> 00:07:41,461 GAIL: Nandor's an acquired taste, I'd say. 217 00:07:41,504 --> 00:07:43,288 Like sardines, maybe. 218 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:45,247 Like, you're not sure that you're gonna like 'em, 219 00:07:45,290 --> 00:07:46,857 and then you try 'em 220 00:07:46,901 --> 00:07:49,077 and then you eat, like, five, six cans a day 221 00:07:49,120 --> 00:07:51,209 for a month straight and then suddenly 222 00:07:51,253 --> 00:07:54,822 you're like, "Welp, I think I'm sick of sardines now." 223 00:07:54,865 --> 00:07:57,651 But then, a few years go by, and you're like, 224 00:07:57,694 --> 00:07:59,957 "How come I never eat sardines anymore?" 225 00:08:00,001 --> 00:08:03,091 -♪ Trying to make some♪ -[Nandor vocalizing] 226 00:08:03,134 --> 00:08:04,179 -♪ Front page drive-in news...♪ [Nadja coughs] Oopsie. 227 00:08:04,222 --> 00:08:05,528 [laughs] Sorry, I was 228 00:08:05,572 --> 00:08:07,008 just, uh... Didn't mean to, um... 229 00:08:07,051 --> 00:08:08,749 NANDOR: Oh, come in, come in. 230 00:08:08,792 --> 00:08:11,578 We were just dancing in between rounds of cunnilingus. 231 00:08:11,621 --> 00:08:13,318 - Hello, Gail. -[Nandor sighs happily] 232 00:08:13,362 --> 00:08:14,581 How have you been? 233 00:08:14,624 --> 00:08:16,626 Oh, you know. Fine. 234 00:08:16,670 --> 00:08:19,107 My daughter, up in Rochester-- 235 00:08:19,150 --> 00:08:21,326 - you know, the one in marketing? - So talented. 236 00:08:21,370 --> 00:08:22,937 GAIL: Oh, God. 237 00:08:22,980 --> 00:08:25,069 Well, her ex is just taking her to the cleaners. 238 00:08:25,113 --> 00:08:27,855 And then this, on top of the rain that we've been having, 239 00:08:27,898 --> 00:08:30,074 - it's like, "Ah!" You know? - NADJA: Ah. 240 00:08:30,118 --> 00:08:31,815 Too much water. 241 00:08:31,859 --> 00:08:33,251 - GAIL: Too much. - You need a yogurt. 242 00:08:33,295 --> 00:08:36,516 - I got your favorite. - GAIL: Oh, boy. 243 00:08:36,559 --> 00:08:38,953 - A yogurt! -[Nandor vocalizing] 244 00:08:41,216 --> 00:08:43,523 -LASZLO: You like that? - COLIN: I do like that. 245 00:08:43,566 --> 00:08:45,568 Nice, hey? Feel her curves. She's a beaut. 246 00:08:45,612 --> 00:08:47,483 Ah, yeah. What's it run on? 247 00:08:47,527 --> 00:08:49,441 Petrol and coal. 248 00:08:49,485 --> 00:08:51,313 - Hybrid. - You might say. 249 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:52,923 It's called a Stutz Laszlo. 250 00:08:52,967 --> 00:08:55,186 They only made four. They gave one to Henry Ford 251 00:08:55,230 --> 00:08:58,146 and then he gave his one to his hero, Mussolini. 252 00:08:58,189 --> 00:09:00,496 That... seems about right. 253 00:09:00,540 --> 00:09:01,845 - Right. -[engine sputters] 254 00:09:01,889 --> 00:09:03,847 -[revs] - Whoa-ho! 255 00:09:03,891 --> 00:09:05,196 - Did you hear that? - Yeah. 256 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:06,676 Come on, man, let's go for a ride. 257 00:09:06,720 --> 00:09:07,895 We can go wherever you want. 258 00:09:07,938 --> 00:09:10,027 Montenegro, Cote d'Azur. 259 00:09:10,071 --> 00:09:11,594 - You name it. - Buffalo? 260 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:12,595 Let's do it. 261 00:09:12,639 --> 00:09:14,075 Yeah, all right. 262 00:09:14,118 --> 00:09:15,598 - Yes! Now we're talking. - Sounds kind of fun. 263 00:09:15,642 --> 00:09:17,557 - A little adventure. - Yeah. 264 00:09:17,600 --> 00:09:19,863 COLIN: Energy vampires love a good road trip. 265 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:23,214 I, myself, always have my mix ready to go. 266 00:09:23,258 --> 00:09:24,694 25 "Hey There Delilahs." 267 00:09:24,738 --> 00:09:27,175 Oh, and I have my trail mix. 268 00:09:27,218 --> 00:09:28,785 Not to eat, of course, 269 00:09:28,829 --> 00:09:31,658 but to shove into the crevices of the seats. 270 00:09:31,701 --> 00:09:35,052 Shit. I'm gonna need you to help me get it out of here. 271 00:09:35,096 --> 00:09:37,098 Okay, just come back, just a little. 272 00:09:37,141 --> 00:09:38,795 What's the problem? 273 00:09:38,839 --> 00:09:41,102 Um, there's a block down here. Let me get it. 274 00:09:41,145 --> 00:09:43,539 -[screeching] -[Colin screaming] 275 00:09:43,583 --> 00:09:44,888 [Colin coughs] 276 00:09:44,932 --> 00:09:46,586 What the hell? 277 00:09:46,629 --> 00:09:48,500 - Did I get you? - Did you get-- Yeah. 278 00:09:48,544 --> 00:09:51,199 I have no reflection in the rearview mirror. 279 00:09:51,242 --> 00:09:53,375 You don't, but I do. I reflect. 280 00:09:53,418 --> 00:09:54,681 Okay. 281 00:09:54,724 --> 00:09:56,465 Don't think the room is big enough. 282 00:09:56,508 --> 00:09:58,510 - I don't think we can get it out. - I think they 283 00:09:58,554 --> 00:10:00,904 built this around the car. 284 00:10:00,948 --> 00:10:02,297 It was built around it? 285 00:10:02,340 --> 00:10:03,820 Around the car! 286 00:10:03,864 --> 00:10:06,083 - I-I have a crazy idea. - What? 287 00:10:06,127 --> 00:10:07,258 - Are you in? -[engine banging] 288 00:10:07,302 --> 00:10:08,695 - Right. - What? 289 00:10:08,738 --> 00:10:10,392 No! [grunts] 290 00:10:10,435 --> 00:10:12,437 Shit. Sorry, man. Did I get you? 291 00:10:12,481 --> 00:10:13,569 -[choking]: Back up. - Do what? 292 00:10:13,613 --> 00:10:14,657 Back up. 293 00:10:14,701 --> 00:10:15,919 I don't know if it can do that. 294 00:10:15,963 --> 00:10:18,182 Reverse, you shithead. 295 00:10:18,226 --> 00:10:20,707 [quietly]: I wanted to ask Gail something, 296 00:10:20,750 --> 00:10:22,665 but I wanted to go and get something 297 00:10:22,709 --> 00:10:24,885 that I want to give her when I ask her that something, 298 00:10:24,928 --> 00:10:27,061 so maybe if you just stay here and keep her company, 299 00:10:27,104 --> 00:10:28,671 I can go and do that 300 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,760 and maybe towel off my, uh, face and genitals. 301 00:10:30,804 --> 00:10:32,893 Uh... Fine. 302 00:10:32,936 --> 00:10:34,546 - Yes? Thank you. -[chuckles] Yes. 303 00:10:34,590 --> 00:10:36,287 I'll leave you guys to it; I'll be back in a sec. 304 00:10:36,331 --> 00:10:38,681 Thank you. Oh, Guillermo! 305 00:10:38,725 --> 00:10:41,031 Have you seen my genital towel? 306 00:10:41,075 --> 00:10:42,772 - Guillermo. - Ah! 307 00:10:42,816 --> 00:10:44,121 We're just-- we're just watching Twilight, see? 308 00:10:44,165 --> 00:10:45,732 - Where is the ring? - What? 309 00:10:45,775 --> 00:10:47,951 The ring in the box! For Gail. 310 00:10:47,995 --> 00:10:49,910 - Is this it? - Give me that! 311 00:10:49,953 --> 00:10:51,825 And I am borrowing this towel. 312 00:10:51,868 --> 00:10:53,348 That's my favorite sweater. 313 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:55,611 - LASZLO: It's simple. - Mm? All right. 314 00:10:55,655 --> 00:10:57,047 We take the car apart here, 315 00:10:57,091 --> 00:10:59,441 move it outside, then reassemble it there. 316 00:10:59,484 --> 00:11:02,270 How long did you own this car before it was taken from you? 317 00:11:02,313 --> 00:11:04,707 - About ten minutes. - Oh. Then-- All right. 318 00:11:04,751 --> 00:11:07,144 LASZLO: I haven't spent much time with Colin Robinson 319 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:09,016 in the past, for the main, obvious reason 320 00:11:09,059 --> 00:11:11,018 that he's incredibly fucking dull. 321 00:11:11,061 --> 00:11:12,802 If you buy a German car, 322 00:11:12,846 --> 00:11:14,804 you're basically supporting the Nazi party. 323 00:11:14,848 --> 00:11:16,284 LASZLO: I don't know. Maybe 324 00:11:16,327 --> 00:11:17,851 I've gone soft in my old age, 325 00:11:17,894 --> 00:11:20,157 but I've noticed that he looks a bit lonely. 326 00:11:20,201 --> 00:11:22,072 I thought I'd spend some time with him. 327 00:11:22,116 --> 00:11:23,813 I mean, you could call it my good deed. 328 00:11:23,857 --> 00:11:25,336 You're not masturbating, are you? 329 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:26,816 COLIN: You know, I've never really 330 00:11:26,860 --> 00:11:29,993 spent much time with Laszlo before. 331 00:11:30,037 --> 00:11:33,649 With Nadja being away so much with her Council duties, 332 00:11:33,693 --> 00:11:37,044 I've decided to take pity on the poor guy. 333 00:11:37,087 --> 00:11:39,829 I-I think he just needs a friend. 334 00:11:39,873 --> 00:11:41,526 You've got to keep notes as I'm talking, 335 00:11:41,570 --> 00:11:43,180 otherwise it'll all go to shit. 336 00:11:43,224 --> 00:11:44,529 Well, I'm trying to keep up 337 00:11:44,573 --> 00:11:45,922 with all these parts you're making up. 338 00:11:45,966 --> 00:11:47,402 - What is this? - I don't know. 339 00:11:47,445 --> 00:11:49,447 A wiggabuhbiggle is what you called it. 340 00:11:49,491 --> 00:11:51,754 The man knows his cars. 341 00:11:53,277 --> 00:11:55,192 Yeah, actually, I used to think 342 00:11:55,236 --> 00:11:57,194 that my parents were energy vampires, 343 00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:58,979 but I-I don't know anymore. 344 00:11:59,022 --> 00:12:01,459 My dad was really dynamic and outgoing, 345 00:12:01,503 --> 00:12:03,810 kind of a RuPaul type, 346 00:12:03,853 --> 00:12:05,202 but in the '20s. 347 00:12:05,246 --> 00:12:06,769 And my mom, I... 348 00:12:06,813 --> 00:12:08,815 I don't really remember my mom anymore. 349 00:12:08,858 --> 00:12:10,947 [clangs] 350 00:12:10,991 --> 00:12:12,906 Did you mum die when you were young? 351 00:12:12,949 --> 00:12:15,647 Nah, she was just boring. Still is. 352 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,649 Is this the bonus pile or is that? 353 00:12:17,693 --> 00:12:19,651 I'll be honest. At this point, 354 00:12:19,695 --> 00:12:21,566 I don't think it really matters. 355 00:12:21,610 --> 00:12:23,612 - I had a mother once. - Oh? 356 00:12:23,655 --> 00:12:24,831 What-what was she like? 357 00:12:24,874 --> 00:12:27,137 No idea. I was raised by my nanny, 358 00:12:27,181 --> 00:12:29,792 who used to make me learn Latin in the nude. 359 00:12:29,836 --> 00:12:31,838 - Oh. - I quite liked it. 360 00:12:31,881 --> 00:12:34,579 ♪ 361 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,021 [glass shatters] 362 00:12:41,064 --> 00:12:43,197 [cloth ripping] 363 00:12:48,376 --> 00:12:50,900 - Oh. Are you leaving? - Yeah. It's getting late 364 00:12:50,944 --> 00:12:53,250 and I really want to get back to my condo 365 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,817 for Grey's Anatomy. 366 00:12:54,861 --> 00:12:56,863 I think Nandor is going to ask you something 367 00:12:56,906 --> 00:13:01,041 stupid, pathetic, and, uh, get rejected again, as usual. 368 00:13:01,084 --> 00:13:03,957 [laughs] Nandor knows that Thursday nights 369 00:13:04,000 --> 00:13:05,915 are for the gals. 370 00:13:05,959 --> 00:13:08,265 Meaning me and Meredith Grey. 371 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:10,224 But, uh, tonight is, uh, Saturday. 372 00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:12,139 It's what? 373 00:13:12,182 --> 00:13:14,576 Tonight is not Thursday, tonight is Saturday. 374 00:13:14,619 --> 00:13:16,752 Excuse me, sweetie, you are on my slacks. 375 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:18,623 Oh. I just think Nandor will be down 376 00:13:18,667 --> 00:13:20,538 - in just a little, tiny, one little moment... - I gotta go. 377 00:13:20,582 --> 00:13:22,802 Gail! Wait! Oh, I want to talk to you about Nandor. 378 00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:24,804 We can have a girlie to girlie conversation. 379 00:13:24,847 --> 00:13:26,980 - There's not a lot to talk about, really. - Gail! 380 00:13:27,023 --> 00:13:30,461 Wait. Wait! There is a bloody plunket of a man upstairs 381 00:13:30,505 --> 00:13:32,594 who has feelings, and those feelings are going to get hurt 382 00:13:32,637 --> 00:13:34,422 and then we will never choose a font! 383 00:13:34,465 --> 00:13:36,119 - Gail! -[distorted voice]: Get away from me! 384 00:13:36,163 --> 00:13:37,381 -[growls] - Gail? 385 00:13:37,425 --> 00:13:39,427 [howling] 386 00:13:39,470 --> 00:13:41,559 [growling, groaning] 387 00:13:41,603 --> 00:13:44,040 Fuckin' hell. Oh! 388 00:13:46,390 --> 00:13:47,827 So many nipples. 389 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:49,263 [snarls] 390 00:13:50,220 --> 00:13:51,613 Shoo! Shoo! 391 00:13:51,656 --> 00:13:53,484 [roars] 392 00:13:53,528 --> 00:13:55,704 Oh, Nandor, what have you done? 393 00:13:57,662 --> 00:14:00,100 I'll be completely honest with you, 394 00:14:00,143 --> 00:14:02,972 I've never done an actual car reassembly before. 395 00:14:03,016 --> 00:14:05,192 - Yeah, no shit, my beauty. -[horn honks] 396 00:14:05,235 --> 00:14:06,889 What the fuck, you two? 397 00:14:06,933 --> 00:14:09,239 Do you know what kind of damage you've done 398 00:14:09,283 --> 00:14:11,111 to some of our most priceless artifacts 399 00:14:11,154 --> 00:14:13,330 with this jackass stunt of yours? 400 00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:15,028 A good evening to you, too. 401 00:14:15,071 --> 00:14:17,552 - We may have bumped into a few things. -[scoffs] 402 00:14:17,595 --> 00:14:19,902 You shattered the crystal blood chalice 403 00:14:19,946 --> 00:14:21,948 of Vlad the Impaler himself! 404 00:14:21,991 --> 00:14:25,908 You left an enormous dent in the sarcophagus of Amon-Ra, 405 00:14:25,952 --> 00:14:29,346 - and you tore the Shroud of Urine! - COLIN: Wait, wait. 406 00:14:29,390 --> 00:14:31,827 There's a Shroud of Turin in there? 407 00:14:31,871 --> 00:14:34,482 No. The Shroud of Urine. 408 00:14:34,525 --> 00:14:36,353 It is a completely different thing 409 00:14:36,397 --> 00:14:38,051 and even more valuable. 410 00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:39,922 And it is ruined! 411 00:14:39,966 --> 00:14:41,793 What you're failing to understand 412 00:14:41,837 --> 00:14:44,492 is the ball ache that we both had trying to get this 413 00:14:44,535 --> 00:14:47,234 from inside there to out here. 414 00:14:47,277 --> 00:14:49,410 That would make a lot of sense to me, 415 00:14:49,453 --> 00:14:52,761 if there wasn't a giant red button. 416 00:14:52,804 --> 00:14:54,023 [alarm blares] 417 00:14:54,067 --> 00:14:57,940 Ah, the magic of mechanical garage doors. 418 00:14:57,984 --> 00:15:00,943 COLIN: Yeah, okay. But how were we supposed to see 419 00:15:00,987 --> 00:15:04,164 the big red button when we were inside? 420 00:15:04,207 --> 00:15:06,079 You're right. A couple of idiots inside 421 00:15:06,122 --> 00:15:08,255 couldn't see the other red button? 422 00:15:08,298 --> 00:15:10,431 That says "push to open"? 423 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:12,128 - Fuck it! -[alarm blares] 424 00:15:12,172 --> 00:15:15,653 Have fun! I've got to go call the insurance people! 425 00:15:15,697 --> 00:15:17,917 They're gonna rip me apart. 426 00:15:21,224 --> 00:15:23,879 Well, I think I'm gonna head home and do my research 427 00:15:23,923 --> 00:15:25,272 - from there for a while. - No, hang on. 428 00:15:25,315 --> 00:15:26,882 I can give you a lift, if you like. 429 00:15:26,926 --> 00:15:29,058 - Yeah, sure, that sounds fun. -[chuckles] 430 00:15:29,102 --> 00:15:30,755 You'll have to top her up, though. 431 00:15:30,799 --> 00:15:32,801 -Can do. -[chuckles] 432 00:15:33,889 --> 00:15:34,977 LASZLO: Right. 433 00:15:35,021 --> 00:15:36,196 - You ready to roll? - Yeah. 434 00:15:36,239 --> 00:15:37,501 [horn honks] 435 00:15:37,545 --> 00:15:39,025 - Let's do it. -[engine sputters] 436 00:15:39,068 --> 00:15:41,114 [sputtering] 437 00:15:41,157 --> 00:15:44,291 [screaming] 438 00:15:44,334 --> 00:15:45,292 Shit. 439 00:15:45,335 --> 00:15:46,771 [screaming] 440 00:15:46,815 --> 00:15:48,512 Just kidding. I'm fine. 441 00:15:48,556 --> 00:15:50,819 I'm fine. It's just a little fire. 442 00:15:50,862 --> 00:15:52,299 [laughs] 443 00:15:52,342 --> 00:15:54,431 NADJA: Honestly, of all the things! 444 00:15:54,475 --> 00:15:57,130 You have really pissed all over our pips this time, Nandor. 445 00:15:57,173 --> 00:16:00,263 Okay, yes. My Gail happens to be a werewolf. 446 00:16:00,307 --> 00:16:02,787 -[hisses] - But when we met, she was still human. 447 00:16:02,831 --> 00:16:05,616 She's only recently been turned in a werewoman. 448 00:16:05,660 --> 00:16:08,358 Which is the proper term for a female werewolf. 449 00:16:08,402 --> 00:16:10,056 And you knew this, and you didn't tell us. 450 00:16:10,099 --> 00:16:12,406 - Well... - I defended that woman 451 00:16:12,449 --> 00:16:13,668 against my wife's jealousy. 452 00:16:13,711 --> 00:16:15,931 I don't dislike Gail! 453 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:18,281 But this, me old chap, is a bridge too far. 454 00:16:18,325 --> 00:16:20,022 Are you insinuating 455 00:16:20,066 --> 00:16:23,634 that I would do it with her while she is in wolf form? 456 00:16:23,678 --> 00:16:26,289 Because I did, but I was in bat form. 457 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,596 And it was exclusively hand stuff. 458 00:16:28,639 --> 00:16:30,598 We are the leaders of the Vampiric Council. 459 00:16:30,641 --> 00:16:33,253 How do you think it looks that one of our own 460 00:16:33,296 --> 00:16:35,081 is porking our mortal enemy!? 461 00:16:35,124 --> 00:16:37,431 Guillermo, say something, please! 462 00:16:37,474 --> 00:16:39,650 Oh, no, don't get me in the middle of this. 463 00:16:39,694 --> 00:16:42,001 I just want whatever makes my master happy. 464 00:16:42,044 --> 00:16:43,741 NANDOR: Correct answer, Guillermo. 465 00:16:43,785 --> 00:16:45,656 It's not gonna last. 466 00:16:45,700 --> 00:16:48,442 Does it not bother you that she's strung you along 467 00:16:48,485 --> 00:16:50,052 for 40 years over becoming a vampire 468 00:16:50,096 --> 00:16:52,359 and the moment a werewolf shows her his lipstick, 469 00:16:52,402 --> 00:16:54,013 she lets him turn her into a werewoman? 470 00:16:54,056 --> 00:16:55,753 Being a werewolf is not a crime! 471 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:59,409 The only crime that my Gail is guilty of is stealing. 472 00:16:59,453 --> 00:17:01,194 Stealing my heart. 473 00:17:01,237 --> 00:17:03,022 [Doll Nadja groans, speaks foreign language] 474 00:17:03,065 --> 00:17:04,414 -[Nadja Doll groans] - NANDOR: Come on, guys. Just... 475 00:17:04,458 --> 00:17:06,068 come with me and meet her and her clan 476 00:17:06,112 --> 00:17:07,896 and we can mingle together. 477 00:17:07,939 --> 00:17:10,203 Come see that werewolves ain't so bad. 478 00:17:10,246 --> 00:17:12,292 - I'm in. - Thank you, Colin Robinson. 479 00:17:12,335 --> 00:17:14,033 - That's one. Laszlo? - NADJA: Traitor! 480 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:15,382 - Fine. - That's two. 481 00:17:15,425 --> 00:17:17,775 - Laszlo! - I make... - NANDOR: Nadja... 482 00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:18,907 Oh. 483 00:17:18,950 --> 00:17:20,343 I know that you have some 484 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:22,128 personal differences with Gail. 485 00:17:22,171 --> 00:17:23,781 It's only natural, as a woman... 486 00:17:23,825 --> 00:17:26,175 I don't dislike her because she's a woman, okay? 487 00:17:26,219 --> 00:17:28,264 Okay, then. Woman, werewoman, whatever. 488 00:17:28,308 --> 00:17:29,831 A lot of women these days 489 00:17:29,874 --> 00:17:31,833 are leaning into each other. 490 00:17:31,876 --> 00:17:33,313 It's like a thing now. 491 00:17:33,356 --> 00:17:34,966 This could be you and this could be Gail. 492 00:17:35,010 --> 00:17:37,143 I am not going to do trust exercises with a dog. 493 00:17:37,186 --> 00:17:38,361 Please? 494 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:39,754 - For me? - Fine. 495 00:17:39,797 --> 00:17:42,017 - I'll go. - Yeah! 496 00:17:42,061 --> 00:17:43,627 ♪ 497 00:17:45,890 --> 00:17:47,414 Okay, now, look; we're not here to cause trouble, 498 00:17:47,457 --> 00:17:49,590 we're just here to, you know, be nice. 499 00:17:49,633 --> 00:17:51,592 And nonconfrontational. 500 00:17:51,635 --> 00:17:53,202 - Hi, werewolves! -[low growling] 501 00:17:53,246 --> 00:17:55,291 Well, well. If it isn't the Addams Family. 502 00:17:55,335 --> 00:17:58,251 Um... greetings. 503 00:17:58,294 --> 00:18:00,731 -[horn honks] - Car! Car! - Hey... 504 00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,255 [indistinct shouting] 505 00:18:02,298 --> 00:18:03,908 Car. 506 00:18:03,952 --> 00:18:07,651 Sorry about making you jump off the Circuit City 507 00:18:07,695 --> 00:18:08,957 the last time we were all together. 508 00:18:09,000 --> 00:18:11,046 -[grunts] - ANGE: Toby! 509 00:18:11,090 --> 00:18:13,266 - WEREWOLF: Oh, what the hell? - LASZLO: Well-played. 510 00:18:13,309 --> 00:18:15,268 It's a protocol thing. It's not personal. 511 00:18:15,311 --> 00:18:16,617 Hello again. Hi. 512 00:18:16,660 --> 00:18:18,053 -[snarling] - Nice to-- What the... 513 00:18:18,097 --> 00:18:19,533 NANDOR: Nadja, you must never approach 514 00:18:19,576 --> 00:18:21,056 a werewolf when they are eating. Sorry about that. 515 00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,145 I'm so sorry. 516 00:18:23,189 --> 00:18:24,668 Uh, can we start again? 517 00:18:24,712 --> 00:18:25,930 NANDOR: Yes. 518 00:18:25,974 --> 00:18:27,106 Uh, I'm Chad. 519 00:18:27,149 --> 00:18:28,455 Uh, you remember Ange. Yeah. 520 00:18:28,498 --> 00:18:30,370 Dougie. Toby. 521 00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:32,154 - Hello again. Hi. -[growls] 522 00:18:32,198 --> 00:18:33,503 - Oh, for fuck's sake! 523 00:18:33,547 --> 00:18:35,288 - Michael! - I knew this was a bad idea. 524 00:18:35,331 --> 00:18:37,159 No, no, no. It's a very good idea. 525 00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:39,944 Please, guys. I haven't even seen Gail yet. 526 00:18:39,988 --> 00:18:41,163 Well, is that her over there? 527 00:18:41,207 --> 00:18:42,338 With that werewolf? 528 00:18:42,382 --> 00:18:44,993 [kissing, moaning] 529 00:18:45,036 --> 00:18:46,777 GAIL: Anton is a guy 530 00:18:46,821 --> 00:18:48,910 that I date sometimes who happens to be 531 00:18:48,953 --> 00:18:52,392 a werewolf, and he happened to turn me into a werewolf, too. 532 00:18:52,435 --> 00:18:55,525 I'm not super serious with Anton. 533 00:18:56,787 --> 00:18:58,311 - Guillermo! - Excuse me. 534 00:18:58,354 --> 00:18:59,703 -[chatting, laughing] - Excuse me. 535 00:18:59,747 --> 00:19:00,791 - Excuse me! -[growls] 536 00:19:00,835 --> 00:19:02,532 Allow me to introduce myself. 537 00:19:02,576 --> 00:19:04,317 My name's Guillermo de la Cruz 538 00:19:04,360 --> 00:19:06,275 and I'm the official bodyguard 539 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,930 of that vampire right there. 540 00:19:08,973 --> 00:19:10,192 Hi. 541 00:19:10,236 --> 00:19:12,238 [growling] 542 00:19:12,281 --> 00:19:13,239 And...? 543 00:19:13,282 --> 00:19:14,588 Ay... 544 00:19:14,631 --> 00:19:16,764 Not only am I his bodyguard, 545 00:19:16,807 --> 00:19:20,202 I am also his heart guard. 546 00:19:20,246 --> 00:19:21,595 You just reminded me of something. 547 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:23,553 Guys, did we remember 548 00:19:23,597 --> 00:19:25,207 to take our Heartgard this month? 549 00:19:25,251 --> 00:19:26,904 - Oh. - You got to remember 550 00:19:26,948 --> 00:19:28,384 - to take your Heartgard, or... - I took it. I took it. 551 00:19:28,428 --> 00:19:29,342 -...you're gonna get worms. - We'll get worms. 552 00:19:29,385 --> 00:19:30,212 ANTON: All right? 553 00:19:30,256 --> 00:19:31,692 Oh, Jesus. 554 00:19:31,735 --> 00:19:33,781 I always knew we couldn't trust your kind. 555 00:19:33,824 --> 00:19:35,783 Well, I always knew we couldn't trust your kind. 556 00:19:35,826 --> 00:19:37,611 -[hisses] - And I always knew 557 00:19:37,654 --> 00:19:39,047 we couldn't trust your kind. 558 00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:40,918 -[hissing] - Yes, and I, too, always knew... 559 00:19:40,962 --> 00:19:42,224 Okay, enough. 560 00:19:42,268 --> 00:19:43,965 We get it. Nobody trusts each other. 561 00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:45,880 The only way to resolve this 562 00:19:45,923 --> 00:19:47,229 is a free-for-all. 563 00:19:47,273 --> 00:19:49,144 To the death. [hisses] 564 00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,233 -[growling] - GUILLERMO: No. Stop. Stop. 565 00:19:51,277 --> 00:19:54,062 There's a better way to resolve your differences. 566 00:19:54,105 --> 00:19:55,150 Yeah? 567 00:19:55,194 --> 00:19:56,804 Twilight style. 568 00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,588 - COLIN: What's that? - GUILLERMO: The... the movie. 569 00:19:58,632 --> 00:19:59,981 Tw-Twilight... 570 00:20:00,024 --> 00:20:01,069 You know what I'm saying. Twilight. 571 00:20:01,112 --> 00:20:02,244 We should just play kickball. 572 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,898 Kick-- Everyone knows kickball. 573 00:20:03,941 --> 00:20:05,639 - LASZLO: I'll kick your balls. - Never heard of it. 574 00:20:05,682 --> 00:20:07,249 -[whooping] - NADJA: Come on, Nandor! You can do it! 575 00:20:07,293 --> 00:20:08,816 - Nandor! -[indistinct shouting] 576 00:20:08,859 --> 00:20:10,339 I hope you're not feeling too tired, 577 00:20:10,383 --> 00:20:12,385 'cause I can go all night! 578 00:20:12,428 --> 00:20:14,213 -[whoops] -[whoops] 579 00:20:14,256 --> 00:20:15,692 Oh, I'm sure Gail's completely satisfied 580 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:18,347 with your tiny little bat dick. 581 00:20:18,391 --> 00:20:20,349 NANDOR: I'll give you a bat dick! 582 00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,308 [yells] 583 00:20:22,351 --> 00:20:26,181 I mean, proportionally, it is quite normal, but 584 00:20:26,225 --> 00:20:28,836 it is slightly teensy and ineffective. 585 00:20:28,879 --> 00:20:30,272 I mean, it's a bat dick. 586 00:20:30,316 --> 00:20:31,665 You know? 587 00:20:31,708 --> 00:20:33,014 -[shouting] -[grunts] - GAIL: Go! 588 00:20:33,057 --> 00:20:34,102 Go! 589 00:20:34,145 --> 00:20:36,278 Ah! Ah! 590 00:20:36,322 --> 00:20:37,932 NANDOR: Come on, Laszlo! 591 00:20:37,975 --> 00:20:39,629 Use the weight of your penis, darling. 592 00:20:39,673 --> 00:20:41,065 You ready, Dick Jagger? 593 00:20:41,109 --> 00:20:42,980 - Go now! -[grunts] 594 00:20:43,024 --> 00:20:44,112 Bat! 595 00:20:44,155 --> 00:20:45,461 NADJA: Go, Laszlo! Go! 596 00:20:45,505 --> 00:20:47,507 -[squeaking] -[indistinct shouting] 597 00:20:47,550 --> 00:20:49,683 ["Supermassive Black Hole" by Muse playing] 598 00:20:49,726 --> 00:20:50,901 Where did he go? 599 00:20:50,945 --> 00:20:52,338 I think he's flown home. 600 00:20:52,381 --> 00:20:54,253 - NANDOR: Laszlo? -[cheering] 601 00:20:54,296 --> 00:20:56,080 ANTON: No! No! 602 00:20:56,124 --> 00:20:58,300 -[cheering] - Animal form is cheating! 603 00:20:58,344 --> 00:21:00,607 Come on, werewolves, you're slacking! 604 00:21:00,650 --> 00:21:03,044 -[growling] -♪ You're the queen of superficial...♪ 605 00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:05,220 NADJA: Give me the ball. Give it to me. 606 00:21:05,264 --> 00:21:06,308 Get away from me, dog. 607 00:21:06,352 --> 00:21:07,788 [growls] 608 00:21:07,831 --> 00:21:09,616 - Anton, go! - GUILLERMO: Pretend the ball 609 00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:13,576 - is Gail's head! - I don't dislike Gail! 610 00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:14,795 [grunts] 611 00:21:14,838 --> 00:21:16,275 [screams] That was an accident! 612 00:21:16,318 --> 00:21:17,754 - Shit. - NADJA: No, I-I did 613 00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,843 look out for her! Stop filming! 614 00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,671 - It was an accident! - NANDOR: Gail! - ANTON: My Gail! 615 00:21:21,715 --> 00:21:23,499 - Oh... - NADJA: I really like her Please don't film me. 616 00:21:23,543 --> 00:21:25,196 I like this woman. 617 00:21:25,240 --> 00:21:27,460 You kicked a ball in her head and now she's dead! 618 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,636 - NADJA: Accidentally. - My sweet Gail! 619 00:21:29,679 --> 00:21:31,768 - Stand aside, werewolf! -[grunts] 620 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:33,727 I know what to do. 621 00:21:33,770 --> 00:21:35,294 [hisses] 622 00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:44,259 Ow. 623 00:21:44,303 --> 00:21:45,956 ♪ 624 00:21:47,741 --> 00:21:49,395 Breathe. Yummy. 625 00:21:49,438 --> 00:21:50,657 - Mmm... -[Gail exhales] 626 00:21:50,700 --> 00:21:52,528 Oh, yummy, yummy. Yes. 627 00:21:52,572 --> 00:21:54,008 -[gasps] - GAIL: What happened? 628 00:21:54,051 --> 00:21:55,705 She's alive! 629 00:21:55,749 --> 00:21:57,272 NADJA: I didn't kill her. 630 00:21:57,316 --> 00:21:58,491 - I didn't kill her. - Where's my pocketbook? 631 00:21:58,534 --> 00:21:59,970 NANDOR: Can you stand? 632 00:22:00,014 --> 00:22:01,189 - Can you stand? - Of course I can stand. 633 00:22:01,232 --> 00:22:03,452 I'm old, but I'm not an invalid. 634 00:22:03,496 --> 00:22:05,106 - Oh... - Hey, Gail. 635 00:22:05,149 --> 00:22:07,151 Now that you are a vampire, 636 00:22:07,195 --> 00:22:10,633 and we can spend the rest of eternity together, 637 00:22:10,677 --> 00:22:12,940 there is something that I would like to ask you. 638 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:17,466 Gail Marie you-never-told-me- your-last-name, 639 00:22:17,510 --> 00:22:19,686 would you do me the honor 640 00:22:19,729 --> 00:22:21,383 of being my vampire bride? 641 00:22:21,427 --> 00:22:22,819 [laughing]: Oh, Nandor. 642 00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:25,909 Yeah, I was married before 643 00:22:25,953 --> 00:22:29,043 and it is just... it's just not for me. 644 00:22:29,086 --> 00:22:30,827 -[groans] - But, hey, you know, 645 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:33,569 maybe in 30 or 40 years 646 00:22:33,613 --> 00:22:35,745 down the road, who knows? I mean, 647 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:38,835 we have all eternity 648 00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:40,837 to figure this out. 649 00:22:40,881 --> 00:22:43,362 - That's ages, though. - Yes. Listen. 650 00:22:43,405 --> 00:22:44,841 Will you wait for me? 651 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:47,148 - Yes? - Forever. 652 00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:48,410 - Found your pocketbook. - Oh! 653 00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:50,064 All right, guys, I have 654 00:22:50,107 --> 00:22:51,761 to fly to Buffalo in the morning. 655 00:22:51,805 --> 00:22:54,634 My daughter's promotion fell through. 656 00:22:54,677 --> 00:22:56,375 - Oh... - And then, with the weather 657 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:58,246 that we've been having... 658 00:22:58,289 --> 00:22:59,813 I mean, I really, 659 00:22:59,856 --> 00:23:01,684 really need to get to the airport early, okay? 660 00:23:01,728 --> 00:23:03,033 COLIN: Bye, Gail. 661 00:23:03,077 --> 00:23:05,035 - Bye. Bye, guys. - We love you. I like her. 662 00:23:05,079 --> 00:23:07,298 - COLIN: Bye, Gail. -[growling] 663 00:23:07,342 --> 00:23:08,517 - Oh! - Whoa. 664 00:23:08,561 --> 00:23:10,345 NANDOR: Careful of the fence! 665 00:23:10,389 --> 00:23:12,565 -[groans, growls] - Ah... 666 00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:14,175 ANTON: My sweet Gail! 667 00:23:14,218 --> 00:23:16,046 NANDOR: Farewell, my Gail. 668 00:23:16,090 --> 00:23:17,570 ♪ Night moves♪ 669 00:23:17,613 --> 00:23:19,659 NANDOR: I don't want to click on this. 670 00:23:19,702 --> 00:23:21,704 This is my first website, 671 00:23:21,748 --> 00:23:23,358 and I think I did a pretty good job. 672 00:23:23,402 --> 00:23:24,925 NADJA: Yeah. Maybe a less exciting font. 673 00:23:24,968 --> 00:23:27,406 - I don't like it. - You don't like what? 674 00:23:27,449 --> 00:23:28,798 - I... -[horn honking] 675 00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:30,670 NANDOR: Is that what I think it is? 676 00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:33,368 - NADJA: Oh! - LASZLO: Fancy a ride? 677 00:23:33,412 --> 00:23:35,544 Oh, I'll ride on you anytime, my darling. 678 00:23:35,588 --> 00:23:37,111 -[Nadja laughs] - LASZLO: Come on! 679 00:23:37,154 --> 00:23:38,678 - COLIN: How about me? - NADJA: No, thank you. 680 00:23:38,721 --> 00:23:40,375 - COLIN: Oh. - Gail... 681 00:23:40,419 --> 00:23:41,768 - LASZLO: Take my hand. - NADJA: Lovely. I remember this. 682 00:23:41,811 --> 00:23:43,422 ♪ I remember, I remember...♪ 683 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,380 - NADJA: Okay. You can let go now. - Okay. 684 00:23:45,424 --> 00:23:47,077 - NANDOR: Is there room for one more? - There certainly is. 685 00:23:47,121 --> 00:23:48,775 - GUILLERMO: For two more? - You're going round the back. 686 00:23:48,818 --> 00:23:50,298 -♪ Night moves♪ -♪ Ooh, working♪ 687 00:23:52,082 --> 00:23:54,781 -♪ Working and practicing♪ -♪ Night moves♪ 688 00:23:54,824 --> 00:23:56,870 ♪ Working and practicing♪ 689 00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:58,698 -♪ Night moves♪ -♪ Oh, on the night moves...♪ 690 00:23:58,741 --> 00:24:01,744 - Ah... - COLIN: All right, uh, everyone. 691 00:24:01,788 --> 00:24:02,919 - Get buckled in. -[engine rumbling] 692 00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:04,051 - Close the door. -[door closes] 693 00:24:04,094 --> 00:24:05,313 Hold on to your butts! 694 00:24:05,356 --> 00:24:06,793 NANDOR: Wow, she can really move! 695 00:24:06,836 --> 00:24:08,142 Can you honk the horn? 696 00:24:08,185 --> 00:24:10,100 -[horn honks] - Wait, wait, wait! 697 00:24:10,144 --> 00:24:12,015 [screaming, clamoring] 698 00:24:12,059 --> 00:24:13,843 - LASZLO: Hang on! -[screaming] 699 00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:16,411 -♪ Oh, I remember♪ -♪ Night moves♪ 700 00:24:17,934 --> 00:24:20,546 -♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember♪ -♪ Night moves♪ 701 00:24:21,851 --> 00:24:23,374 -♪ Oh...♪ -♪ Night moves♪ 702 00:24:23,418 --> 00:24:26,377 ♪ I remember, yeah, I remember♪ 703 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:28,510 -♪ Lord, I remember♪ -♪ Night moves♪ 704 00:24:28,554 --> 00:24:30,991 ♪ Ah, ah...♪ 705 00:24:31,034 --> 00:24:32,340 ♪ Ooh♪ 706 00:24:32,383 --> 00:24:34,777 ♪ Ooh, ooh, ooh...♪ 707 00:24:34,821 --> 00:24:38,912 -♪ Ooh...♪ -♪ Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah♪ 708 00:24:38,955 --> 00:24:41,567 -♪ Ooh...♪ -♪ Oh, oh.♪ 709 00:24:51,533 --> 00:24:52,186 COLIN ROBINSON READING] 710 00:25:16,036 --> 00:25:17,864 [COLIN ROBINSON CHUCKLING][UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 711 00:25:24,392 --> 00:25:25,393 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 712 00:25:36,317 --> 00:25:38,928 I wanna say one thing to the American people. 713 00:25:38,972 --> 00:25:40,887 I did not... 714 00:25:40,930 --> 00:25:44,238 Have sexual relations with that woman, 715 00:25:44,586 --> 00:25:45,979 Miss Lewinsky. 716 00:25:51,419 --> 00:25:53,029 MAN: My name's Archer. 717 00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:55,379 Uh, I'm an egomaniac who endangers every mission. 718 00:25:55,423 --> 00:25:58,818 Also, I'm inebriated almost 24 hours a day. 719 00:25:58,861 --> 00:26:01,168 Lose the almost and then take it again 720 00:26:01,211 --> 00:26:02,604 [UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING] 721 00:26:06,608 --> 00:26:08,479 WOMAN: There's been an event. 722 00:26:08,523 --> 00:26:09,742 [INDISTINCT CHATTER] 723 00:26:09,785 --> 00:26:11,570 The world over. 724 00:26:12,658 --> 00:26:14,747 Everywhere, they're gone. 725 00:26:19,273 --> 00:26:20,579 WOMAN 2: I, I just can't... 726 00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:21,623 [MONKEY SCREECHING] 727 00:26:21,667 --> 00:26:23,582 ...Make sense of it. 728 00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:24,844 How did he survive? 729 00:26:26,149 --> 00:26:27,324 Why him? 730 00:26:27,374 --> 00:26:31,924 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0